The Twisted Sister

Things that make me laugh. Occasionally political, sometimes emo. Definitely the twisted one of the two.

Sep 1st 2014
Source: imwithkanye
misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(Source: imwithkanye)

Sep 1st 2014
Source: magik0rp

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

Sep 1st 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Aug 31st 2014
Source: catleecious
daddiesplayground:

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows!

So THAT’S why my cat is obsessed with the washing machine.

daddiesplayground:

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows!

So THAT’S why my cat is obsessed with the washing machine.

(Source: catleecious)

Aug 29th 2014
Source: kingjaffejoffer
I have to do this. I just have to.

I have to do this. I just have to.

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

Aug 29th 2014
Source: theclearlydope
theclearlydope:

This is making me feel emotions.
[via]

theclearlydope:

This is making me feel emotions.

[via]

Aug 29th 2014
Source: poyzn

fragile-capric0rn:

nuclearpiss:

jay628:

fyinformasion:

I hope you never die

#bettywhiteforever

betty white is the fucking coolest person ever omg

#bettywhiteforpresident2016

Nearly lost my drink at “Robert Redford.” I wish I had this kind of confidence now, let alone at her age. You go, girl.

(Source: poyzn)

Aug 29th 2014
Source: awwww-cute
awwww-cute:

Since you liked her, here is another Pancake’s photo!

That poor bunny is seriously re-evaluating his decisions in life.

awwww-cute:

Since you liked her, here is another Pancake’s photo!

That poor bunny is seriously re-evaluating his decisions in life.

Aug 29th 2014
Source: awwww-cute
awwww-cute:

someones obsessed

I’d like to know who put the chair there, but really either answer is adorable.

awwww-cute:

someones obsessed

I’d like to know who put the chair there, but really either answer is adorable.

Aug 29th 2014
Source: pleatedjeans
pleatedjeans:

via